Centerfold Lounge
1024 N. Boulder Hwy.
(702) 564-7865
No cover

Forget those snobby topless bars with fancy tuxedo-clad bouncers, zillion dollar lighting systems and $10 cigars on sale in the lobby. If you're a local and looking for a low-maintenance good time where lots of skin is involved, you want the Centerfold Lounge, an establishment with such a strong low-estate charm that local band the Opera Beggars immortalized it in song. Once dubbed "Boobies" and then "The Look-In," the Centerfold serves up beer in a can, heavy metal music and a casual atmosphere where it's okay to kick up your feet - just as long as you don't accidentally kick one of the bikers ogling the fine lookin' ladies.

Cheetah's

2112 Western Ave.
(702) 384-0074
Topless
Cover: $5
Unescorted women allowed.

It doesn't look much as it appeared in the movie, but this was the strip club used in the filming of the movie Showgirls. Cheetah's has cute girls and some innovative touches like "tip stages", where you can have your own private dancer. Table dances are $10 and couch dances are $20. The staff is friendly and encourages a festive atmosphere. There are also eight televisions on the wall that occasionally carry sporting events. It can get crowded during a big game.

Club Paradise
4416 Paradise Road
(702) 734-7990
Topless
Cover: $10,  two drink minimum
Unescorted women allowed.

Probably the nicest of the strip joints. By nicest we mean clean, relatively bright and some thought was put into the decor. If dark and sleazy is your preference, there are plenty of other choices. This club attracts a mostly white collar crowd that enjoys enormous breasts. Silicone implants are the norm here, but their surgeon was very good. Music pumps and lights flash as two big video screens carry soft porn and sporting events. A fun place, but it's hard to navigate through that sea of fake knockers without getting a lap dance. It can get expensive very quickly.  Lap dances $20. Open Monday to Sunday from 6pm to 6am.

Crazy Horse Too
2476 S. Industrial Rd
(702)382-8003

One of the oldest topless clubs in town, not even a recent Romanesque facelift can change the nature of CH2. For late-night rendezvous with old college buddies, CH2 is the place, strategically hidden underneath an overpass in the "industrial" section of town. The long center stage features several cuties at a time, while high-back booths allow a sense of intimacy for the omnipresent lapdance brigade to work their mojo.

Deja Vu Showgirls
3247 S. Industrial Rd.
(702) 894-4167

The Mickey-D's of flesh, Deja Vu has made a nationwide name for itself. Not a single Deja Vu across this great land varies from the theme - mirrored stages, gold-tone poles, loud DJs, themed nights featuring "amatuers," Jello-wrestling and more - and its Sin City permutation is no exception.

Glitter Gulch
20 Freemont Street 
(702) 385-4774
Topless
Cover: No cover,  two drink minimum
Unescorted women allowed.

As you stroll the pedestrian mall of Fremont Street, you'll come across Glitter Gulch and it's famous neon sign. There's usually a girl or two out front to personally invite you inside. Customers sit in booths to watch the on-stage show. Dancers then come around to ask if you'd like a personal table dance. Most of the girls are cute, but are no strangers to the numerous steak and eggs breakfasts served in the area. Table dances cost $20. Open Sunday to Thursday from noon to 4am, Friday & Saturday from noon to 6am

Hide-N-Seek Health & Social Club
3084 S. Highland Dr
(702) 650 - 2747

Yes, Virginia, there is now a 5000-square-foot swingers club in Las Vegas. No longer need you trouble Santa Claus with your breathless entreaties. A few singles are allowed on Wednesday and Thursday nights; otherwise it's strictly couples only

Little Darlings
1514 Western Ave.
(702) 366-0145
Totally nude
Cover: $10 cover plus $10 all you can drink.
No unescorted women allowed.

This totally nude club prohibits any physical contact with the customer. Dancers must stay six inches away from the customer at all times. The women are all cute and are in fabulous shape. They all can do some nifty tricks on the poles.  Besides lap dances, you can watch women erotically soap themselves in the "shower". There's also the "Fantasy Room" where you can watch a personal performance through a window. All three are $15 each. Open Monday to Saturday from 11am to 6am, Sunday 2pm to 6am. You get to keep your souvenir mug, but that should let you know what to expect. 

Olympic Garden Cabaret
1531 Las Vegas Blvd. South
(702) 385-8987

Many "Gentlemen's Clubs" (a misnomer in more ways than one) offer topless entertainment, but few do it with such brazenness as this fully-functioning and long-remodeled gigantic strip joint, known among local dancers as "Silicone Valley." The OG offers up the Typical American Male's Ideal "Dreamgirl" on about eight different stages simultaneously.

Olympic Gardens
1531 Las Vegas Blvd.
(702) 385-8987
Topless
Cover: $15 includes 2 drinks.
Unescorted women allowed.

A pretty good club that has very pretty women. The girls are both cute and friendly. You're not aggressively pressured for lap dances. The Olympic Gardens draws a lot of couples with its boutique of naughty items. There are two main rooms, one with padded tables for the dancers, the other is a classic stage with poles.  It gets crowded on weekend nights. It's dead in the off hours. No TV. Table dances are $20, more in the VIP room. Open Monday to Sunday from 2pm to 6am.   

Palomino
1848 Las Vegas Blvd.
(702) 642-2984
Totally nude
Cover: $10 plus two drink minimum

Totally nude club that features little one women acts. The dancers usually come out with a routine involving a theme, costumes and props. It's a nice idea, but the execution is sometimes awkward. There are a couple of smaller stages upstairs for personal dances. Lap dances on the first floor are performed in more secluded spots. Topless lap dance $20, totally nude$40. Open Monday to Sunday from 1:30pm to 4am. 

Red Rooster Swinger's Club
Secret location: you'll know where to look.

This is not a commercial establishment; it's a private social club that has served the local and visiting swinger population since - well, for a really long time. Dance to the house DJ on the small parquet floor, play pool or darts, swim, jacuzzi, socialize or drink the liquor you brought. When it's time to get adventurous, you can visit a variety of "public" and "private" rooms, or venture upstairs - "For Committed Couples Only."

Spearmint Rhino
3344 S. Highland Dr.
(702) 796-3600

This "Gentleman's Club" features totally nude dancers - and variety is its middle name. Amateur night at this adult cabaret is Wednesday; Thursday, Friday and Saturday an adult film star performs live on stage. An adjoing lounge serves alcohol, but is seperated from the main club by a glass wall. This adult club is a refreshing addition to the club scene, offering high-end service that appeals to couples as well as single patrons.

Topless Girls of Glitter Gulch
20 E. Fremont St.
702/385-4774

As much as the city would like to shut it down forever, TGoGG is still doing boom business. The quality of the establishment is sometimes questionable; nonetheless it offers up some good old-fashioned Vegas smut in the middle of the high-voltage shopping mall that Fremont Street is trying to become.